So this past Sunday, I had the unfortunate idea to take advantage of the beautiful weather (which turned out to not be beautiful at all and in fact was so disgustingly hot that i wanted to vomit) and go for a long walk with Josh to the tennis courts, from there play a blissful game or 2 and then proceed to make our way home while possibly stopping for a bite to eat. Seems wonderful right? WRONG! First of all, the second we stepped outside I began to sweat. Mind you we still had our "long walk" ahead of us as well as some stupid tennis to play. Trying to stay positive, I didn't complain and kept on trucking. Upon reaching the tennis courts I am completely drenched and can't breathe due to the code red smog alert (that's Atlanta for ya!). However, again thinking positive, I proceed onto the court with a smile on my face. So, about half way through our "death match" (as I am now calling it seeing as I had to remind my lovely fiance that if he truly wanted to marry me in 3 weeks he might NOT want to kill me on the tennis court) I have the devastating realization that I forgot to put on sunscreen!
Long story short, we quickly wrap up our game, walk "just up the street" (3 miles) to grab lunch and proceed home. At this point, I look as though I have just bathed in my own sweat, I have a terrible migraine, and I am complaining my ass off! To top if off I immediately go into the bathroom take off my sports bra tank top and there in the mirror, staring me in the face are the 2 widest, thickest, fastest sports bra tan lines you have EVER seen. Without a peep, I put my shirt back on, walked (ran) downstairs and proceeded to pour the biggest Sweet Tea Vodka cocktail one has ever seen.
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